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Korisnik: boburnham |
i'm bo yo.http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?id=282799181 &s=143441 buy that shit! music and lyrics by bo burnham Now I don't know if all boy scouts are gays But they could probably "tie the knot" in like fifty different ways... I got a safe full o' cherries, cause I pop it and lock it, A girl's like a fridge, once a week you should stock (stalk) it, And girl, if your into a rimmin its only safe if your swimming, And girl don't sit on the couch cause I treat my objects like women. I spit fire like I just blew a demon My shits so hot I leave the toilet bowl steamin Girl im gonna tear it (tarot), like the cards of the gypsies Youll bleed for so long youll get monthly ellipses. If the pants are loose, girl I'll replete (re-pleat) ya. You're a first time vegan and its nice to meet (meat) ya I'm bo yo And im the greatest rappa eva And I'll weather your weather whether you think im clever or not Think your better your not Don't need a sweater im hot Im a real G shawty that can really find your g spot Go to a Vagina orchard, count 1,2,3 Spin that plant around you got a third world country (whirled c*nt tree) That's right, consider yourself warned Im offensive and creative like handicapped porn Your playing with your breasts, excuse me, can I try it ma'am? Your pushin em together like a titty Venn Diagram Look at that CRACK scuse me can I buy a gram? Right below your diaphram, ass looks like your hidin ham. First base, were making out Second base, im getting faked out. Third base, im getting take out And I'd try to take it home if I knew I'd take it out But I just don't know I said I just don't care My flos so cold I need a tampon from a polar bear Cause you can smell and spell my stink B.O. lingers and it makes you think Chorus... Girls are like donuts when I be bustin bo nuts, I can make em cream-filled or give them a layer of glaze Im like doug's friend Skeeter whenever I meet her. Casue I skeet her so hard you could call her Patty Mayonnaise. My girl is epyletic cause shes the one im jerkin with Common you asian child laborer show me what your workin with... Cause theres an inverse relationship between respect and sects Im talking bout religious sects like a mormon sect That says you cant have sex with members of different sects, but you cant have sex with members of the same sex So if the sects cant be different, the sex can be same, then the only sex left is some left hand shame And girl I left you cause u left the game and if that don't feel right then u can write my name Chorus.... Look pass the skin and look to the lyrics I run miracle circles around you like spherical lyrics This isn't about ironic pigment If youre imagining this then I'm a chronic figment. My junks so long that it hangs and swings, so at the nude baech people think im lookin for lost rings Play the skin flute while ur big boy sings and if you want to take it all wear African neck rings. Haters call me gay, but that aint hatin Cuase im not homophobic, my morals are straight and If im in the closet then you are below me (blow me) Takin the b-a-t out of basement, homey Tagovi: rap funny song bo burnham boburnham yo fo sho |
Korisnik: JoshStansfielddotcom |
BoBurnham Honda CommercialBo Burnham features in an exclusive Bob's Honda advert, originally broadcast in Volume II of SJPN's Super 8 High School Gameday coverage. Unscripted, footage shot by PJ Mugford and Sean O'Hara, Edited and Produced by Josh Stansfield and Craig Cannon. Tagovi: BoBurnham Bo Burnham Honda Bob's SJPN ESPN High School Gameday |
Korisnik: southerntuber |
Boburnham with SouthernTuberSouthernTuber meets singer Bo Burnham. Check out Bo: http://youtube.com/profile?user=boburnham Tagovi: nalts boburnham bobburnham bo burnham southerntuber 777 gathering meetup nyc youtube |
Korisnik: tomboi1978 |
For BoBurnhamJust saying hi to a talented dude Tagovi: boburnham me random shout out new video |
Korisnik: T3CHNiiCOLOUR3D |
Boburnham is AWESOME!he is a really good.. creater of songs? LOL well he is. xD Tagovi: short film |
Korisnik: jojohntresinski |
Boburnham Cream?You gots the Boburnham Cream???? To remove the gorrilla chest???? Tagovi: boburnham edbassmaster hair removal prank funny hilarious jojohn jo john tresinski chris stacy bo burnham fo sho i'm yo |
Korisnik: RoobyJuice |
Sex and Boburnhamhttp://uk.youtube.com/user/boburnham Tagovi: boburnham roobyjuice |
Korisnik: boburnham |
New Mathhttp://goto.thesyn.com/boburnham/ three of them never before seen on the internet. the ep is called "Bo fo Sho" music and lyrics by bo burnham whats a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy, and an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? an ironic way to die and whats domain, domain, range (xxy) a kid with too much in his pants and two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de france. split a decision with long division, take the circumference of your circumcision live like your data and when you're all "set" put it all together and whatever you get. is new math... whats a bag of chips divided by five, thats a nike worker's meal and santa clause mutliplied by "i" well i guess that makes him real, and the square root of the NBA is Africa in a box, how do u trace a scatter plot? give the pencil to michael j fox. take the approximate moral proportion of the probable problem of a pro-life abortion live like your data, and when youre all "set" put it all together and whatever you get... is new math. and if you made a factor tree of the factors that caused my girl to leave me youd have a tree... full of asian porn. C-A-L-C-U-LATOR (see you later) mathetmatical minds make industrial smog. and whats the opposite of lnx, duraflame the unnatural log. support the farmers with a pro-tractor, link kennedy and lincoln with a common factor (fact, or) live like ur data...blah blah word problems if theres a fat guy in a pastry shop with a twenty dollar bill and he's ready to buy, in order to predict his volume change you need to know the value of pi (pie) and theres a metal train that a mile long and at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her, how long til it reaches adn kills the driver, provided that he's a good conductor, and if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his freetime and mealtime while on his knees and if kim is half as old as bobby who is two years older then twelve year old tori, for how many more 30 day months will their threesomes be considered statutory rape cause havin sex is like quadratic expansion if it cant be split then its time to stop, and havin sex is like doing fractions, its improper for the larger one to be on top, and havin sex is like math homework, i do it best when i'm alone in my bed. and squarin numbers are just like women, if theyre under thirteen just do them in your head.... and new math Tagovi: bo burnham boburnham new math song guitar funny offensive silly wordplay stand-up |
Korisnik: datemonkey |
BOBURNHAM TRIBUTEmy boburnham tribute Tagovi: boburnham bo burnham yo fo sho my whole family thinks im gay |
Korisnik: cookscolsonc |
rap funny song bo burnham boburnham yo fo shorap funny song bo burnham boburnham yo fo sho Tagovi: rap funny song bo burnham boburnham yo fo sho |
Korisnik: shans8 |
Re: BoBurnham Honda Commercialshannon (impersonating) vanessa (crying), and kimberly (filming) who all love bo very very much and want him to add us on facebook, decided to throw a slumber party where we spent most of the night naked and making out with one another. we got clothed strictly so that our video would not be deleted off of youtube. and thus, we dedicate this video to our mutual love, mr.burnham, and if you are reading this, we love you. a lot. Tagovi: bo burnham marianopolis honda commercial |
Korisnik: cheerdude11 |
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Korisnik: ninalapinta |
BOBURNHAM FUCK YOU! no fucking joke.FUCK YOU DICK. BLOODY MOTHERFUCKIN' ASSHOLE. YOU'RE A ONE TRICK PONY. Tagovi: boburnham fucking loser dipshit ass cock pathetic unfunny fuck the crap out bastard |
Korisnik: boburnham |
The Perfect Womanhttp://goto.thesyn.com/boburnham/ Six Song ALBUM RELEASE on JUNE 17th on itunes! three of them never before seen on the internet. the ep is called "Bo fo Sho" SUBSCRIBE this one is a tad offensive music and lyrics by bo burnham She was the perfect woman, in every single way, She made the sun shine brighter, and all my cares go away. She was the perfect woman, she was a gourmet chef, They say that love is blind, well it's also deaf. Cause Helen Keller was the perfect woman, and no one understands, just how talented she was with her hands. God made her the perfect woman, i was the finishing touch. She was the perfect woman cause she didnt talk so much. She wanted to name the kids, so i finally let her, it turned out horribly, chewabacca couldve done better.. RAAAAAA But a guess it was alright, we had a boy and a girl. Just me and helen, uhhh-aaaa, and Earl! Cuase helen keller was my miracle worker, i was her one-man-show, I could walk around the house naked, and she wouldnt even know. Helen Keller was my perfect woman, i was her only need She didnt mind the zits on my ass, it gave her more to read It gave her more to read.... She read poison ivy, she read acne, she read herpes, she read it all. She read goosebumps, she read blisters, she even read a basketball. Helen Keller was my perfect woman, but i dont think she cared. I played this song for her, she just sat there and stared. She was still my perfect woman, i was sort of a mess, I asked her to marry me, she said, "UH-EE-OHHH!" copyright boburnham Tagovi: the perfect woman Guitar Song Funny blind deaf offensive helen keller my bad |
Korisnik: boburnham |
A PSA from Bo Burnhamhttp://goto.thesyn.com/boburnham/ bo burnham on drug use... made this quick video in an afternoon. just thought i'd put it up for you guys new songs will be coming!! Tagovi: drugs bo burnham boburnham use awkward psa |
Korisnik: boburnham |
A Love Balladhttp://goto.thesyn.com/boburnham/ Six Song ALBUM RELEASE on JUNE 17th on itunes! three of them never before seen on the internet. the ep is called "Bo fo Sho" music and lyrics by Bo Burnham She got me with her looks, she got me with her stare, Bright blue eyes and her long blonde hair, From the start it was easy to see, This was the girl for me. who cares if she was 83. She could make me silent, make me shout. And she drove me wild with those dentures out. When we ate people said we were rude, cause i had to pre-chew her food. Her skin was saggy from her feet to her face, I put my hand up her skirt...second base! We made love adn the more i thrust, the more the room was covered in dust. Then one day i felt i chill as i woke up from our bed she was lying there real still, my little lady was already dead. the wake happened on a saturday night, I just sat there and bowed my head. A little girl was one my right, Crying because her grandma was dead. and that little girl she... Got me with her looks got me with her tears, Feminine beauty beyond her years, From the start it was easy to see. That was the girl me. Who cares if she was only 3. copyright boburnham Tagovi: love ballad Guitar Song funny old sexual |
Korisnik: YouTubitLive |
Bo Burnham - Welcome To YouTube - Uncensored MP3 DownloadPLEASE READ THIS!! Bo Burnham's "Welcome To YouTube" (live at YouTube Live '08). Download high-quality censored MP3 at: http://moreyoutubeviews.com/BoBurnham-WelcomeToYouTube.MP3 (to download: right-click, save as..) Download edited/UNcensored MP3 at: http://moreyoutubeviews.com/BoBurnham-WelcomeToYouTubeUncensored.MP3 (to download: right-click, save as..) ((In the MP3, you could hear the editing a bit but it's way better than in the video and obviously better than complete silence as well. I asked the editor to do it as fast as possible and it took him only three minutes so I bet he could have done better.)) (((Please don't steal this!! I already found two other YouTubers who ripped and posted this video and/or audio without giving any credits and in my opinion that's just disrespectful!))) Performed by Bo Burnham (c) Bo Burnham / YouTube Special thanks to: Bo Burnham: http://youtube.com/boburnham YouTube Live '08: http://youtube.com/live Censorship Editor: http://youtube.com/itsesproductions All Right Reserved by (c) Bo Burnham / YouTube Tagovi: bo burnham mp3 uncensored censored youtube live youtubelive ytlive 2008 high quality edited |
Korisnik: boburnham |
3.14 Apple Pihttp://goto.thesyn.com/boburnham/ Six Song ALBUM RELEASE on JUNE 17th on itunes! three of them never before seen on the internet. the ep is called "Bo fo Sho" the opening joke is based off of a jim gaffigan joke (i apologize i meant to acredit him) thank you for you criticism. once again i apologize, EVERYTHING else is original lyrics below "beat" and lyrics by bo burnham Yo i dont got bros, dont hang on the streets i dont beat my hos, i only beat my meat. Dont womanize cause you no its true that when you look in thier eyes you see thier people too Mother effin suffrage! You know im a gangsta, you know i do coke, but i had to go to diet, cause it burnt my throat. Ive been doin drive-bys all of my life, cept the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike. 3.14 apple pi, i whip, clean it off, and stick it in her eye. and by "it" i mean contact lense 3.14 apple pi, I got rhymes and flows that make hitler cry. George bush wont he jsut yell and rant but hes a presiDONT who ameriCANT I spit gangsta hymns, cause i'm a gangsta straight, I think of 20 inch rims when i masterbate. We're gonna be late, theres no time to waste, cause the girls that i date, have a particular taste. the taste of my weiner! (snap) 3.14 apple pi why was i born white no one quite knows why, Gansgsta sell their rocks, ive got a collection You couldnt get a rise out of a yeast infection. I'm a lyrical heretic, but i'll make you laugh hit with you rhetoric, then i'll cut you in half. dont need to be a clown, i dont need to be nice, How bout you sit down, and i serve you slice... of my 3.14 apple pi my voice is so smokey itll make you high... Heres a confession its all about me, Heres my impression of a broken jet ski. Here come the puns. All yo little thugs wanna mess me with me? know that ive been doin drugs since the age of 3. I took my ceral, stabbed it open with a knife. Snorted that shit and i got high on Life. A guy asked me for change, saying my mind was too dense. I said you wont make cents if you dont make sense. big finale... you know i flow and show it, you know that bo know it, Youre lawn i'll mow it and grow it cause he's a sho' poet. Yo my rims be spinning i winning, like adam i be sinning. Potato skinnnin and knittin and separate those linens. And in my eyes you see flies, and though you people tries Just to disguise all your lies, but baby i be wise. you know i did it and shit it you brothers couldnt hit it, Then you try to ride it, too late! i already spit it. apple pi copyright boburnham Tagovi: 3.14 apple pi Gangsta Rap white awkward skinny |
Korisnik: boburnham |
My Whole Family...http://goto.thesyn.com/boburnham/ Six Song ALBUM RELEASE on JUNE 17th on itunes! three of them never before seen on the internet. the ep is called "Bo fo Sho" thinks i'm gay YO this is NOT homophobic...its suppose to be a joke? ha ha? subscribe if you like it music and lyrics by bo burnham Everytime i go to dinner it seems like im getting a little bit thinner I'll sit down at the breakfast table i can talk, but theyre not able When i look at them i find there's a single question on their mind. i wish it could go back to the way it was its not easy no because... My whole family thinks im gay i guess its always been that way. Maybe its cause of the way i walk, that makes them think that i like...boys The goddamn question just wont go away cause i get asked every single day but the way they ask it is no disguise, like "How was your day? Do you like to kiss guys?" This is the worst, baby this was my fear Now their opinions are crystal clear. My whole family now is shocked, I'm in the closet and the door is locked. Now my glory days are gone, I was John Elway now im Elton John. My whole family now suspects, That watching spongebob had side-effects. But im not gay and thats what i said, If i'm gay then god strike me dead. Just cause i go to an all-guys school, Doesnt mean Justin Timberlake makes me drool. When I go outside, what do i see? The clouds in the sky spell "F-A-G" I think that God might think im gay, What does he know anyway. My grandma gave me a present just last year, and the card said, "Happy Birthday queer!" My whole family thinks im "fab" There's a guys butt, hey bo, take a stab! Why doesn't he get women, theres no other way, Its cause I'm lanky, not cause i'm gay. Just cause I'm afraid of the snow, Or my favorite color is, the rainbow. I dont mean to yell but i fear i must, Cause I'm losing the people that i thought i could trust. Even my boyfriend thinks im gay...just kidding You all probably think I'm gay, Man this song is counterproductive... la la la la la... Cause my whole family thinks I'm gay, What am i suppose to say? Baby you gotta see right through the haze, Easy-Bake oven was just a phase. My whole family thinks i'm queer, That is all i ever hear, But ive been as straight as a ramp, If you dont count Bible camp. Tagovi: Gay Song Piano Family |
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Korisnik: Elzothequack |
You[Tube] Users (also the most boring video ever)When I say "Windows Media Player" I actually meant "Windows Movie Maker". And also I didn't know before that blamesocietyfilms was a partner. My bad. BaratsAndBareta: http://www.youtube.com/baratsandbereta Daxflame: http://www.youtube.com/daxflame BoBurnham: http://www.youtube.com/boburnham Boh3m3: http://www.youtube.com/boh3m3 Derrickcomedy: http://www.youtube.com/derrickcomedy Kevjumba: http://www.youtube.com/kevjumba LisaNova: http://www.youtube.com/lisanova Smosh: http://www.youtube.com/smosh Ian Hecox (smosh behind the scenes): http://www.youtube.com/ianh TheWineKone: http://www.youtube.com/thewinekone WilliamSledd: http://www.youtube.com/williamsledd Andiana: http://www.youtube.com/andiana blamesocietyfilms: http://www.youtube.com/blamesocietyfilms Insaneshayne: http://www.youtube.com/insaneshayne Tagovi: Youtube users boring baratsandbereta daxflame boburnham boh3m3 derrickcomedy kevjumba lisanova smosh thewinekone |
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